[14:58] Zackary leans down and presses his nose on the paw sniffing it as if he was feral himself " yes"
[15:00] Aatamo had no idea what Zack was, what creature or what, so the pawdigits perhaps twirled around his nose fora grab and a shake "A pleasure to meet you, Mister Zack!"
[15:00] Jack Lanterns decided now was a good time to take his leave
[15:05] Zackary epps and bobs his head " your shaking my face"
[15:05] Kixt Fredriksson: ((*Faceshake*))
[15:21] Erick Mousehold: A wild youkai!
[15:22] Xema Guardian: Would you like to give a nickname to the Xela? _
[15:22] Max Mineff: *the wild youkai gets hit with 59 balls*
[15:22] Xela Soulstar: No D:
[15:22] Xema Guardian: lag
[15:22] Eizer Rae: change it to "PoopDick"
[15:22] Erick Mousehold throws my cute ball at youkai and answer for xela " ms fluffbottom"
[15:22] Youkai Clawtooth: mother fu-! *gets pummeled with balls
[15:23] Xela Soulstar is now Ms Fluffybottom
[14:26] Youkai says, "He says he can throw them, right?" he asks Max, bending him over"
[14:26] Xela waitwhat?))
[14:27] Youkai Clawtooth: (( sorry typo ))
Fraudulent slip more like! O:
[20:10] Xela Soulstar: "Pick locks as if you were spending a nice night to yourself. Stroke it gently and feel for its release.
As for traps, think of a night with a guy. Wack it quickly and duck out the way.
[18:49] Grimno Ghost: I'm still getting used to furryness myself. At the convention Anthrocon, I was playing the game "Who's The Werewolf" (fun game) and a guy in a chainmail thong, peacock tail, and headdress sat next to me while I was in a fursuit. He smiled, and then rubbed my shoulder. My suit's face was
while my actual face was D:
[18:49] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO!!!!
[16:40] Xela Soulstar:
http://www.randompics.net/?p=7907[16:41] kenneth Cale: my external monitor puts out too much heat. my room even witht he window open is hotter than the rest of the house >.>
[16:41] Menka Pawpad: theyARE rezed right, your...um..parts are just too big ._.
[16:41] Menka Pawpad: also that sounds like my gemer rig, its a mini heater....i broil in the smmer
[16:41] Menka Pawpad: gamer*
[16:41] MoonSong Darkstone: And don't forget that YOU make the room warmer, Kenneth...
[16:41] sally Marenwolf: LMFAO xela
[16:42] kenneth Cale: yes moon i know. but still. im naked with the window open and the fan blowing on me. SOMETHING needs to put off less heat >.>
[16:43] Novaku Sirnah: >.>
[16:43] Xela Soulstar: I blame Erick
[16:43] kenneth Cale: erick is at work >.>
[16:43] Menka Pawpad: XD
[16:43] Menka Pawpad: XDD
[16:43] Xela Soulstar: if you turn him off, I'm sure it'll cool down
[16:43] Xela Soulstar: well fine, must be you then
[16:43] Menka Pawpad FACEPAWS!
[16:43] sally Marenwolf: O.o
[15:14] Menka Pawpad: >_>
[15:14] Menka Pawpad: lol..one thing before i go
[15:14] Menka Pawpad: im on abit of a mating frenzy
[15:14] Icarus Rhapsody: ...You missed me?
[15:14] Icarus Rhapsody: Oh.
[15:14] Icarus Rhapsody: >.>
[15:14] Menka Pawpad: lese
[15:15] Menka Pawpad: Rune (xela), Jessica Silverleaf, Duke (nem) twice, Rommie, Xema, and a few others
[15:15] Icarus Rhapsody: o_o
[15:15] Menka Pawpad:
[15:15] Icarus Rhapsody: Neat
[15:15] Icarus Rhapsody: ...What's this have to do with me? D:
[15:15] Menka Pawpad: Erf..nearly forgot cens added condition
[15:15] Menka Pawpad: shes in heat
[15:15] Icarus Rhapsody: *nod*
[15:16] Icarus Rhapsody: So...run to the hills?
[15:16] Icarus Rhapsody: *sings* Run fooor your liiiiiife
[15:16] Icarus Rhapsody: Sorry, it's an Iron Maiden song
[15:16] Menka Pawpad: XD
[15:17] Menka Pawpad: cant move..lmfao
[21:29] Kata Misashi would sigh as he strolled into the temple; eyes towards the sky. "Seems like a fairly calm day, today..." looking into the the temple; blinking as he laid eyes on Fawn. Taking a step back, Kata would begin to retreat until he peers to the deers stomach, "..oh... found someone a little more 'willing', yes?".
[21:35] Fawn: Welcome in Peace.
[21:35] Fawn smiles shyly down at her hooves.
[21:36] Kata Misashi would just rasie a eyebrow to Fawn, "...not even going to say sorry?" shruging, "..ughh... whatever...".
[21:37] Fawn smiles gently. "Sorry for wanting to mate with you Mr Kata. I apologize and hope it will never happen again."
[21:38] Kata Misashi would blink and rub the back of his head, "Well... no... its you wanting to mate with me... its.. ehh.... begin so sudden about it... not even asking me." folding his arms.
[21:39] Fawn smiles gently. "I'm pretty sure I asked to mate with you?"
[21:40] Kata Misashi would look up to the sky, "If I remember correctly... first... you started yelling at me... saying all I do is cause trouble... then you kissed me.... then you processed with ripping off my clothes... in public I might add....".
[21:41] Fawn: Goodness. I'm very sorry you were hurt. In my species Rut is an uncontrollable urge to mate.
[21:44] Kata Misashi would shake his head, "You didn't really hurt me... but really you... surpised me... as calm and harmless as you are... Yelling and even overpowering me.... heehe... even a trained shinobi would not expect that.." laughing a little.
[21:44] Fawn smiles gently down at her hooves. "I'm sorry. Some males feel uncomfortable."
[21:46] Kata Misashi would sigh, "But jeez... why me? Out of all the 'calm' males there... why did you go after the angey ninja?".
[21:46] Fawn murmurs. "It's a very special time."
[03:10] Fawn licks her lips. Mmm, herbs.
[03:11] Danath walks into the temple with a rather serious limp, a mess of bandages tied sloppily around his leg, same around his waist and on two parts of his right arm.. The fox also appeared to have a long scratch mark going across his face, though it had stopped bleeding a long time ago.. His gaze falls directly on Niopii, his expression serious and urgent.. "We need to talk.. as soon as possible, in private."
[03:11] Fawn: Welcome in Peace.
[03:12] Fawn: Or should I say in pieces?
[17:56] Menka Pawpad pounces on and pesters about a few things o3o
[17:57] Ashtyn Ninetails catches you and puts you in a cage, "OoOoh lookie at the pweeety pestering Menka! It's an endagered species! As such, me as an autocratic leader, must have one in my palace!"
[17:57] Menka Pawpad: XD!
[17:57] Menka Pawpad: was totaly not expecting that
[21:35] Tuvala shakes her head rapidly. "No, my family was too big, I left because there were too many females and not enough precious males."
[21:37] Fawn nods. "Males can be precious, but normally they get over themselves in the end."
[15:47] Novaku Sirnah appears.
[15:47] kenneth Cale pushes off.
[15:47] Novaku Sirnah: D:
[15:47] kenneth Cale: <3
[15:48] Novaku Sirnah:
[15:48] Ashtyn Ninetails grabs Xian and cuddles and pets him and snuggles him, "oOoh Suu cutie!! Lookie at the kittie!!"
[15:49] kenneth Cale chuckles
[15:49] Novaku Sirnah: Gah!
[15:49] Ashtyn Ninetails giggles.
[15:49] Erick Mousehold: attack of the naked tiger
[15:49] kenneth Cale: youre so patrotizing. i love it.
[15:50] Erick Mousehold: what did i miss
[15:50] kenneth Cale: patronizing*
[15:50] Novaku Sirnah: Me being grabbed and cuddled by Ashtyn.
[15:50] Ashtyn Ninetails pets pets pets pets Xian as though he were a cuddly little puffball, "Yes, I'm cuddling the deadly Xian."
[15:51] Erick Mousehold: hehe
[15:51] Ashtyn Ninetails: ...anytime now, he's going to rip my throat open
[14:34:31] Starfire humms " Its gonna be my bifdays soon"
[14:35:09] Shanan: looks over "ohh congradulations and 'ow old dis one beh?" she asks
[14:38:01] Starfire umms and counts on his paws.. "This many" holds up one hand with all his fingers spread." almost"
[14:38:20] Gaia holds up a hoof. "That makes me one."
[02:24] Ewan Fletcher smiles.. "Miss Fawn is one o' our Temple Maidens.. wise an' skill'd."
[02:25] Fawn nods. "I give baths."
[02:26] Cahfei looks to Fawn and gives her a nod "Hello Fawn, I Cahfei, you bath people, how?"
[02:27] Fawn makes scrubbing getsutres. "With a brush, and cloths and soap."
[02:31] Cahfei blinks and then suddenly brightens up "Ohhh! Cahfei understand!" he said a bit gleefully, clapping his paws in an applause for himself "Fawn be plesure worker!"
[02:31] Fawn shrugs. "I certainly enjoy it."
[02:33] Cahfei chuckles "Yes, long you enjoy it, all good, I think..Yes?"
[19:31] Naurel Eclipse: GAAHHHHHHH
[19:31] Naurel Eclipse: imma go kill my fiance, brb
[19:31] Asha Repine: D=
[19:32] Asha Repine clings to nau and holds her back
[19:32] Asha Repine: no murder, no murder!
[19:32] Naurel Eclipse: he unplugged my 360!
[19:32] Asha Repine: D=
[19:32] Naurel Eclipse: in the middle of a quest!
[19:32] Asha Repine: go get 'em girl!
[19:32] Naurel Eclipse: XD
[19:32] Asha Repine: xP
[19:32] Asha Repine: poor nau, that sucks when that happens
[19:32] Naurel Eclipse: So quoting that
[03:44] SongOf Sixpence: awww
[03:44] SongOf Sixpence: bet shed ket you cuddle
[03:44] SongOf Sixpence: oh dear my typing is going to hell
[03:44] Menka Pawpad: xD
[03:45] Caex Silverfall: it's not her i fear the broom from, tis svet i fear the broom from. "YURI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO CAT? GET OFF!"
[03:45] SongOf Sixpence laughs!
[03:45] SongOf Sixpence: player would find it amusing
[03:46] Menka Pawpad: oh Wow what did i log into xD
[03:46] Caex Silverfall: and then we'd have to repaint the ceiling again XP
[14:03] Ani Aunerfal facepalms at that transfer message between alts
[14:03] Ani Aunerfal: [14:03] Ani Aunerfal gave you Wood.
[14:06] Novaku Sirnah: >.>;;;
[19:03] Bamika Easterman: You can't have sex on SL. I've tried. The screen gets in the way.
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Re: Entertaining Quotes
« Reply #221 on: December 05, 2010, 08:19:31 pm »
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[16:59] Shokrum Ishtari: AGGGH!!! DX i cant believe a damn little mouxe getting away from me is pissing me off so badly!!!!
[16:59] Menka Pawpad: .-.
[16:59] Menka Pawpad: mouse?
[16:59] Menka Pawpad: misses squeeker?
[16:59] Shokrum Ishtari: yes i have mice in my house
[16:59] Menka Pawpad: shes probably living in your sneaker
[16:59] Menka Pawpad: >.>
[17:00] Menka Pawpad totaly stole that from the powerpuff girls
[17:00] Shokrum Ishtari: no it was a fat thing and has ran out of my grasp 4 times already!! DX
[17:00] Menka Pawpad: XD
[17:01] Shokrum Ishtari: :< not funny
[17:01] Menka Pawpad: XD sorry it is from my perspective
[17:01] Shokrum Ishtari: GAH! THERE T.........
[17:01] Menka Pawpad: dont you havea cat?
[17:02] Shokrum Ishtari: i just threw my pillow at it and THE DAMN THING ACTUALLY CLIMBED UP THE WALL THE WAL!!!!
[17:03] Shokrum Ishtari: /e feels his pride dyeing by ninja assasin mouse
[17:04] Menka Pawpad: oooow~ my face hurts from grinning
[17:05] Menka Pawpad: shokrum....you gota let me quote that XD
[17:05] Shokrum Ishtari: D:
[17:05] Menka Pawpad: it ran up the wall....fuck XD id be scared of it droping on me when im asleep
[17:07] Shokrum Ishtari: it did i threw the pillow and blocked it path the thing like did an etzio move and climb jumped up the wall and over the pillow, to run behind the video case
[17:08] Menka Pawpad: XD
[17:08] Menka Pawpad: lmfao
[17:09] Shokrum Ishtari: DAMN IT ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! *flails in a fit like alfonze when you call him short*
[17:09] Menka Pawpad: XD Holy assassin Mouse!
[17:09] Menka Pawpad: it means you gota case of the templars
[17:11] Menka Pawpad: oooh~ ya know what? i think i know who it is...... the mouse is arbon!
[17:11] Shokrum Ishtari: D8
Lismore groupchat a few minutes later:
[17:12] Shokrum Ishtari: SOMEONE TELL ARBON TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!
[17:12] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO! XD
[17:12] Erick Mousehold: arbon is on :O
[17:12] Menka Pawpad: shokrums gota case of assassin mice in his house
[17:13] Shokrum Ishtari: BRB MUST CHASE ARBON OUT OF THE CORNER
[17:13] Xela Soulstar: wha, he lives?!
[17:14] Menka Pawpad: acualty id post the chat i had with sho to arbys YIM..but i havent seen him in ages
[17:14] Xela Soulstar: he seems offline to me
[17:15] Erick Mousehold: stop teasing me
[17:15] Shokrum Ishtari: ;_; i had him I HAD HIM!!!!!!
[17:16] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO xD
[17:18] Shokrum Ishtari: THAT DAMN LITTLE MOUSE WAS IN THE CORNER IAND I ALMOST HAD IT AND IT DIVES INTO THE CHINA CABINET!!!!!!!!!
Kinu : @_@
Kinu : And my dog peed on the Christmas tree >-<
[17:09] Menka Pawpad: lol
[17:10] Menka Pawpad: xela....if chesamy where to grab you right after she got out of the water...and was soakign wet...what happens?
[17:11] Xela Soulstar: Xela gets wet
[17:11] Xela Soulstar: if she is submerged in water while not expecting it, or ends up out of her depth, she will freeze and become practically paralized
[17:11] Nacth Khaos ears perk as he intentionally miinterprets that
[17:11] Nacth Khaos: misinterprets*
[17:11] Xela Soulstar facepaws
[17:11] Grimno Ghost: did... as well
[17:12] Menka Pawpad: XD
[17:12] Ani Aunerfal: <.<
[17:12] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO
[17:12] Menka Pawpad: *quotes*
[17:12] Xela Soulstar doublefacepaws
[17:12] Grimno Ghost: Well if you start off with "*Name* gets wet" how do you think people will react?
[17:12] Xela Soulstar: well, how should I word it?
[17:13] Xela Soulstar: damp is not much better
[17:13] Ani Aunerfal hides behind a box and throws water balloons at people
[17:13] Menka Pawpad: lol
[17:13] Grimno Ghost: If Xela if Submerged
[17:13] Grimno Ghost: *is
[17:15] Nacth Khaos: You could make it sound as dirty as possible yet explaining it truthfully. "If she gets wet, her body would quiver and twitch as she goes rigid, a look of pure shock over her face?" or something like that XD
[17:15] Foxx Portal: what the hell?
[17:16] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO!!!!
[17:16] Foxx Portal: I reopened the chat and get a fking face full of porno speak.
[17:16] Menka Pawpad: HAHAHAHAHA
[17:16] Foxx Portal: Why the hell isn't this allowed when I talk about it? D:
[17:16] Xela Soulstar: If too much wet gets in her face, she'd freeze up and become paralysed, unable to resist or stop herself inhaling more, leaving her panting and out of breath... or dead
[17:17] Menka Pawpad: cant...breath XD
[16:23] Kata Misashi would slowly enter the temple, sighing as he just muttered to himself, "..Why... must I live my life...alone.." rubbing his head slowly....
[16:23] Christopher raises abrow and flicks ears to Kata, then sighs, pointing to Sadie, "Why must you be so mopey"
[16:24] Fawn: Hello again, you've changed your pants.
[16:24] Niopii Mistwallow: ((I'm gonna greet strangers like that for now on. "Hello! You've changed your pants!
"))
[16:24] Sadie raises her head and looks towards Kata. She smiles gently.
[16:24] Felix Stourmead: XD
[16:24] Niopii Fiia looked over to Kata curiously with a frown.
[16:24] Bamika Easterman: ((What? That's my normal greeting. *doe eyes*))
[16:24] Eizer Rae: [[ Hello Barrack Obama... you've changed your pants! /hug]]
[16:25] Eizer Rae gets tackled by 6 foot men in suits and beaten to half-death
[16:25] Niopii Mistwallow: ((Love it!))
[16:25] Bamika Easterman: ((I think this better go in the quotes thread.
))
[16:25] Relina Harem looks to the others as she carries Kain nestled in her arms "Good day"
[16:25] Christopher raises abrrow, "Who? what? I wasn't wearing any pants!"
15:58] Vincent S. Harkin huffs as he tilts his head and stares at Dru, reaching his hand into his pocket and pulling out red shades.. "Impracticality..." He would pause momentarially, and place the shades on his face before continuing on. "Is just a weakness.."
[15:59] You: ((YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!))
[18:11] Eizer Rae makes Sadie unsterile, impregnates
[18:11] Sadie Jawetz: o.o))
[18:11] Sadie Jawetz falls down stairs))
[16:28] Niopii Fiia couldn't help but bring a smile to her face at Kitana's remark, biting her lip to keep from giggling. She remained silent as she watched the two foxes.
[16:28] Christopher is a fox too!
[16:29] Three! Three foxes! Ah! Ah! Ah!*
[22:50] Gnarl Fhang skips away ....
[22:50] kenneth Cale: gay.
[17:35] Niopii Fiia nodded as she tilted her head and eyed her sister curiously. She stepped forward with her hands behind her back, making her way to the side of the elf that wasn't holding a giant staff. She would pause for a moment before throwing her arms around her, something that she hasn't done since she was younger. "Very well sister." She would say with a nod if she successfully rolls a 16 or better. *throws a D20 for hug check*
[17:39] Alyndra Fiia smiles softly, leaning a little into the hug and wrapping an arm back around Niopii to return the hug, "Haryalyë melmenya, onórë."
[17:39] Nala Alzael: "You have my love, sister" :3
[17:40] Niopii Mistwallow: .....D'AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!
[17:40] Niopii Mistwallow rolls a 2D8 for damage +2 modifier
[17:41] Nala Alzael: XD hehe
[21:26] Niopii Mistwallow: in most cases yes, but she has a dragon up her skirt and people looking up her skirt and about to get pounced. xD
[21:27] Nacth Khaos: lmao, ruining innocence, one person at a time.... life is good.
[21:32] Kira growls some, she cant understand there warnings and dismisses them ...and bears her teeth figguring out how to pull the small animal out of Niopiis butt
[21:30] Nacth Khaos: (I cant help it, the jokes come to me. I just bite my lip. XD)
[21:30] Niopii Mistwallow: ((Just don't bite mine while you're down there >:O))
[21:37] Niopii Mistwallow: ((If I wet myself laughing, I'm gonna feel so bad for the dragon...))
[21:37] Sadie Jawetz: hahahahahaha))
[21:38] Sadie Jawetz: Not while Sadie's hand is up there damn it))
[21:38] Niopii Mistwallow: ((X.X; too late))
[21:38] Suletal would be tucked way up under her dress but get touched redardless, falling a bit limp before actually slipping down from the touch. he couldnt move much, if any and was now on the ground 'lest he was caught
[21:39] Raknar Xue: Its a boy!))
[21:19] Niopii Mistwallow: ((Have you seen my vibrator? It's shaped like a dragon... *looks at her skirt* Ah nevermind!))
[21:20] Nacth Khaos: (XD /thrums at 10 different speeds!)
[21:20] Niopii Mistwallow: ((LMAO!!))
[21:20] Raknar Xue: ......))
[23:09] Kata Misashi would blink Vincent pop'd out. "Wait.. wait..." throwing the punch to the right and losing his footing as he hit the ground. Kata would stare up at the sky, "...heehe... perfect timing...".
[23:09] Vincent S. Harkin tea bags Kata
[23:10] Bain Darkfury: ((>.<))
[23:10] Niopii Mistwallow: ((And he actually does the motion *facepalm*))
[13:15] Fawn peers down at her hooves shyly.
[13:16] Chi tilted her head. "What is matter Sister Fawn? You okay okay okay?"
[13:16] Fawn nods solemnly. "Oh yes, I do this a lot."
[13:18] Chi "How come?" looking down at her hands. "Chi doesn't see what Sister Fawn gets from doing this." wiggling her fingers
[13:19] Fawn shrugs and smiles gently. "It's called 'being Fawn,'" she murmurs.
[13:20] Chi "Then Chi is being Chi now~" staring very hard at her hands, concentrating, focusing. "Chi... must,.... focus.... be Chi.....ooooo"
[13:21] Fawn nods. "It would be distressing to be someone else. Unless you enjoy it."
[13:23] Chi "Oh oh oh oh! Chi like pretending to be other people. Look look. Chi is now Li'andri!" walking over. She shook her head a bit, stretched around some then made a >:\ like face before holding out her arms and grunting. "Hmph... Cuddle Me...."
[13:23] Fawn giggles.
[13:23] Fawn: Fawn will be Kata!
[13:24] Chi clapped her hands together excitidly as she watched Fawn.
[13:24] Fawn puts her hooves over her head like a hood. "Oh I'm so sulky and mysterious. Soooooo sulky. Everyone love me now!"
[13:26] Chi covered her mouth as she snickered, thinking of someone else to portray. "Oh! Chi is guard person. That big cat guard with red and black colors... don't know name..." she focused, closing her eyes, then scowled! Scowled as hard as she could and leaned inward some to scowl downward upon others!
[13:26] Fawn gigggles.
[13:27] Fawn: Fawn will be Ewan.
[13:28] Fawn holds her hooves up like wings next to her head. "Och aye begorrah lassis ye non tella bonny geruch we doch and doris begorrah affluence of incahole oi doch dechalare. Aye."
[13:30] Chi starts laughing, remembering his accent. "That good impression! Very very good impression. Oh! Oh oh! Chi be Chaplain now." she walked over to the fire. "I have an uneasy feeling... about this fire..." then walking toward the bath. "I have an uneasy feeling... about this bath..." walking over to the kitchen. "I feel uneasy... about this building...." looking at Fawn. "We need to watch these... they, could, be PLOTTING!"
[13:30] Fawn nods. "I have a bad feeling about this."
[13:31] Fawn smiles gently. "Fawn will be Ursa."
[13:31] Fawn draws herself up and thrusts her boobs out like a Valkarie.
[13:31] Fawn: "I'm a gentle, peaceful bear, at one with the univers.... STAY OUT OF MY DAMN YARD YOU KIDS!!"
[13:33] Chi yipped a bit and took a step back. "Scary scary bear~" shaking a little. She sighed, thinking of who else. "Chi not know other people, that many... hmmm..." rubbing her chin. "What next? More games?" smiling
15:01] Fawn: Did he leave an egg behind?
[15:02] Niopii Fiia blinked as she looked at her. "Did he what?"
[15:02] Fawn: Leave an egg behind?
[15:08] Fawn tutts. "Right Intention is good will and compassion, not fucking with people."
[15:31] Fawn looks down at her hooves.
[15:32] Hooves look up at Fawn.
[15:33] Fawn: Do you come here often?
[15:33] Hooves: Yes, yes I do
[15:34] Fawn: We need to talk.
[15:34] Hooves: About what?
[15:34] Fawn: Um, hoof polish?
[15:34] Hooves: Ok
[15:38] Fawn: Do you have milk thistles?
[15:38] Hooves: No
and her hooves curl up for a nap.
[00:41] Niopii Mistwallow is waiting for Mystic to say. "She said nannity nanny boopitty boop a boo" Wait how do you say that in feline? XD))
[00:41] Chouji Tigerpaw: Meow
[02:16] Jannisia adds "And no! This one has a mate!" she looks rather appalled.
[02:16] Gaia: One mate. Two boobs.
[23:07] Chi "Yep yep. Chi. No last name. Um... what else about Chi... Chi likes science and doctoring and working with poisons and is single and likes warms baths and has a Big Sister that tastes that Big Berries and gives good massages and is being taught how to cuddle from Li I think and enjoys snowball fights and Chi has tendency to sleep walk and wake up covered in blood. There." wagging her tail
[02:52] Novaku Sirnah: How about death by tampons?
[02:52] Nacht Eis ties the stings into a garrot.
[02:54] Novaku Sirnah: Nah, shove one in the throat and let it soak up water
[02:54] Novaku Sirnah:
[02:54] Niopii is afraid of novaku now D:
[02:54] Novaku Sirnah: You weren't already?
[02:54] Nacht Eis: But nova, all there is in there is hot air?
[02:54] Niopii: nope!
[02:55] Novaku Sirnah: So we fill it with hot water
[02:55] Novaku Sirnah: I mean, imagine the complications if you swallow a tampon.
[02:56] Novaku Sirnah: Is it bad that I know these things? >.>
[02:57] Niopii: hense the scared elf
[02:57] Novaku Sirnah snickers.
[02:57] Xela waves goodmorning
[02:57] Novaku Sirnah: I'd be a horrible executioner if I didn't know ways to kill a person. XD
[02:57] Nacht Eis: No, not really. Just imagine what a tampon does, and then what it could do. its not hard to think og the consequences.
[02:57] Novaku Sirnah: Granted, tampons don't exist yet.
[02:58] Novaku Sirnah: Morning Xela
[02:58] Xela: .....what did I log into? talk of executions and tempons?
[02:58] Niopii: LMAO!!
[02:58] Novaku Sirnah: Bug meat on the menu today.
[02:58] Niopii: yep!
[02:58] Salith Zabelin: Wat.
[02:58] Nacht Eis: We're killing Sol!
[02:58] Salith Zabelin: ... *just logged in*
[02:58] Novaku Sirnah: No, we have passed that part
[02:58] Xela: dun kill sol D:
[02:59] Kira: so what did they use for tampons?
[02:59] Nacht Eis: He was gonna kidnap a sergal high on skooma!
[02:59] Novaku Sirnah: Yeah I wonder
[02:59] Novaku Sirnah: What did people use back then
[02:59] Salith Zabelin: ... I feel pudgey today :<
[02:59] Nacht Eis: a rag!
[02:59] Novaku Sirnah: I mean, underwear already existed
[02:59] Nacht Eis: hence the term, on the rag xD
[03:00] Novaku Sirnah: Perhaps they used a cork?
[03:00] Nacht Eis: omg no... nooooooooo, please no visuals, fucking mind! god no!
[03:00] Voncloud Akros: moning all, brb!
[03:00] Niopii: I just imagined a well placed cork popping sound.. and I am indeed gigglin in me wee ittle boots...
[03:00] Novaku Sirnah: XDDDD
[03:01] Salith Zabelin: Well... personally, I find this topic... uh... odd ._>
[03:01] Kira: Maybe a cherry?
[03:01] Nacht Eis: you and me both
[03:01] Kira: poping the cherry?
[03:01] Kira: .....
[03:01] Novaku Sirnah quotes this..
[11:23] Grimno Ghost: *hands Von a box* Hey have you seen this new product? It's called ra.... i mean.... Fun in a Box.
[11:23] Voncloud Faust (voncloud.akros) blinks and takes said box "nuuu gimmie"
[11:23] sally Marenwolf: redrum
[11:23] Grimno Ghost smiles. "Open it. It'll be the best thing you never knew you wanted."
[11:23] Voncloud Faust (voncloud.akros): Oh i always wanted one of those
[11:23] Menka Pawpad: NO
[11:23] Voncloud Faust (voncloud.akros) opens it
[11:23] Menka Pawpad: ...........
[11:23] Voncloud Faust (voncloud.akros): No?
[11:24] Menka Pawpad: its a 40LB box of rape
[11:24] sally Marenwolf: 40 pounds of rape in a box
[11:24] Grimno Ghost proceeds to then have his way with Von.
[11:24] Voncloud Faust (voncloud.akros): Crud
[11:24] Menka Pawpad: lol
[11:24] sally Marenwolf snickers
[15:36] Jack Lanterns hummed for a moment, squeaking it several times in his paw, "depends, you got shrimp for sharky? and is fawn going to beat me again for giving someone catnip?"
[15:37] Fawn smiles gently. "I didn't beat you. I communicated with you."
[15:38] Jack Lanterns glared back at fawn "with your fist"
[15:38] Fawn: Some forms of communication are more direct than others. And it was my hoof.
[17:25] Vincent S. Harkin pauses for a moment..... And tries to explain life in a nutshell as well as he could. "Well Kaji. You are born with a very special part on your body thats between your legs, the same thing you pee with. Now, before I continue, I must ask in all seriousness... Do you notice if it reacts when you see men you like? Or Women? Does it... Feel funny or does it do something unnatural that you may not be familiar with?"
[17:25] DG RP Titler: Worn by Garcanno DuPont. Type "helpme" for help.
[17:25] Amilin raises an eyebrow at the goings on in the temple. "Uh, hello again..."
[17:26] Foxx Portal: [holy crap... My father was horrible with the sex talk. He simply put it like this. "You have a penis, they have a vagina. You have to stick it in there, and keep thrusting until something awesome happens. And that's how you make more people. I was like... .____. ]
[17:26] Sally Eliwood ((lmfao, i googled sex...i didnt get a talk, and when mum tried, i knew more than she did >.>
[17:27] Atticus Arkright is Online
[17:27] Garcanno DuPont: i never got a talk i just watched porn))
[17:27] Jannisia Ocelot: hi5 sally]
[17:27] Foxx Portal: I found out my shit on accident, I thought I was pissing goo ice. Felt awkward as hell the first time I found out I had special powars.]
[17:28] Sally Eliwood ((ROTFLMFAO
[17:28] Eizer Rae: woo at the ooc
[17:28] Stargazer Diller: [[ XD ]]
[17:28] Sally Eliwood ((*qoutes*
[12:39] Niopii (niopii.mistwallow): I must ask, since sprinkle is covered in several different colors, would her what she's offereing there to Filir be skittle flavored? xD
[12:39] Skie Yifu: yep
[12:39] sally Marenwolf facedesk
[12:39] sally Marenwolf: nooooo
[12:39] Skie Yifu: lol
[12:39] Niopii (niopii.mistwallow): LOL
[12:39] sally Marenwolf: its normal milk
[12:40] sally Marenwolf: well...sorta
[12:40] Niopii (niopii.mistwallow): taste the rainbow!
[12:40] sally Marenwolf: it doesnt have a special flavor! >
[12:40] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): Shake'em and you might get whipped cream
[12:40] sally Marenwolf punts valencia
[12:40] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis) cackles.
[12:41] Menka Pawpad: xD
[12:41] sally Marenwolf: >.<
[12:42] sally Marenwolf: you corrupted my thoughts
[12:42] sally Marenwolf:
[12:41] sprinkles places the cupcakes into the oven, the ever more attactive scent building, sprinkles was an exelent cock and loved the tast anyways, perhaps someone would enjoy her cupcakes today
[12:41] sprinkles (( those are typos i swear >.<
[12:41] Menka Pawpad: xD
9:29 PM - SallyFox: ooookay
9:29 PM - SallyFox: cbscares commercial
9:30 PM - SallyFox: guy comes on and says "want to do something nice for valentines day? get yourself checked for testicular cancer, why give a diamond when you can give the family jewells"
9:30 PM - SallyFox: reacton of everyone in the room "... WTF?"
9:30 PM - Mistress Snowtail: e.e;
9:30 PM - Mistress Snowtail: wtf.....
9:30 PM - SallyFox: yeah...
9:30 PM - Mistress Snowtail quotes
9:30 PM - Mistress Snowtail: for epic CBS fail
9:31 PM - SallyFox: yeah...
[18:18] Erick Mousehold: Is it bad that I want to ask if hes capable of doing that?
[18:18] Caex Silverfall: ?
[18:18] Caex Silverfall: thinking?
[18:18] Erick Mousehold: yes
[18:19] Caex Silverfall: i dont think it's in his card, so it could explain why he sucks at it
[21:48:47] Kirikuma Shizomu sighs "I just don't want to learn to use a weapon. I'm not a fighter. If anything, I'm closer to a medic
[21:49:34] Fawn: It's always good to be close to a medic. You never know when you might get hurt.
[21:43] Kirikuma Shizomu nods "That's what everyone is telling me. But I find myself with more time on my hands here than at home"
[21:43] Fawn: Take up a hobby.
[21:43] Fawn: Mine is sarcasm.
[01:33] Elsie Lemondew giggles "It's just how we reproduce. We are born fully grown and without parents
[01:35] Fawn: Wow. I had parents.
[01:35] Elsie Lemondew giggles "Must be nice though." She hugs "Babies, can you hear me?"
[01:36] Fawn: And they had parents too.
[01:36] Elsie Lemondew keeps trying to talk to your belly "Babies, hello babies
[01:36] Fawn: And their parents had parents too.
[01:37] Elsie Lemondew giggles "I know, mortals have big families of those who are related
[01:37] Fawn: In fact we're always had parents: It's a family tradition!
[07:38] Bamika Easterman: I log all IMs and rub my body against them at night, murmuring "Oh baby! Oh baby! Yeah!"
[07:38] Xian Fu Sheng (novaku.sirnah): >_>
[07:38] VondCloud Akros (voncloud.akros): somone told us you ate the logs
[07:38] Menka Pawpad: o______O
[07:38] Niopii (niopii.mistwallow) starts sending Bamika private messages >_>
[07:38] Xian Fu Sheng (novaku.sirnah): Bami's in rut again!
[07:38] Menka Pawpad: xD
[07:38] Bamika Easterman: Or is that against the TOS? *doe eyes*
[07:38] Niopii (niopii.mistwallow): x3
[07:38] Menka Pawpad: lmfao
[07:38] Cinder Silverspar: lmao
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