Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-01, 11:49 pm
that cat omg XD
and yeah. xP
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 9:05 am
Silvaras Brother
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 11:13 am
and a couple only in SL pics...
Dragoncat, zombies and hellfire witch doing thriller. only in secondlife. no idea who is who in this one
Only in SL ...he liked the house and was ready to move in, even though it wasn't exactly dragon accessible. the Dragon is Ani, friend of mine and shes almost as NUTS as i am the fox however is Ashtyn, that is the boss in lismore, my old rp sim, not so much nuts as just a perv, he built the house
Scorchys le Pill0w of Fate tart~
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 12:16 pm
I need to get SL o_o
Tjuven92 PINGAS!
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 12:36 pm
I considered it here... but it wouldnt fit on my comp <.<
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 1:01 pm
fyi SL is just a small viewer program that connects you to a virtual world, its not very large a program x3 HOWEVER, i suggest using Phoenix viewer which is a 3rd party viewer with extra features and less lag
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-02, 4:20 pm
I have it but I haven't played in ... a while. >_> ;;
It's fun and all I just lost interest. o.o;
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 1:07 am
Tjuven92 PINGAS!
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 8:58 am
Anus Beef? XD
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 8:59 am
LOL there's a swedish x-mas carrol in the background for some reason
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 12:22 pm
what..... the fuck O.o
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 2:54 pm
. . .
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 3:17 pm
now while i actually LIKE harry potter, this was amusing
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-03, 11:12 pm
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 12:03 am
Sil you must get SO bored dear XD
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 12:08 am
i have only made what 80% of the posts in this thread? its not boredom though x3 i need to laugh with the crap im dealing with, its either laugh or the dark hole of depression and suppressed rage <.<
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 6:38 am
... X.x
::Keeps with the pictures and snuggles::
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 3:09 pm
BEHOLD! I HAS DISCOVERED THE TRUE TWILIGHT IMAGE!
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 3:26 pm
Tjuven92 PINGAS!
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 3:31 pm
BROKLYN RAGE!
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 3:35 pm
Top 6 Smartass Answers
SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMARTASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMARTASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMARTASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 3:38 pm
SL qoute, spoilered for the usual Innuendos
Spoiler:
[2011/03/04 10:58] Felix Stourmead FIRES! the huge cake at erick [2011/03/04 10:58] Grimno Ghost smacks it away "REJECTED!" [2011/03/04 10:58] Felix Stourmead: >:O [2011/03/04 10:58] Erick Mousehold is blasted into my next birthday [2011/03/04 10:59] Felix Stourmead turns grimno into a cake >.> [2011/03/04 10:59] Grimno Ghost: I have been creamed! [2011/03/04 10:59] Dragyn Foxtrot has a big cake on Ericks next bday for him to land on [2011/03/04 10:59] Menka Pawpad drops grimno into a vat or sticky white stuff "nah...now you have" [2011/03/04 11:00] Grimno Ghost: Oh god i'm just covered with cream. There's cream on every inch of my body! Oh my cloths... Oh GOD... I have to get these cloths off there's just, too much cream. I can't handle this much cream! There my shirts off now. Oh it's all over my nipples, gotta rub it off. [2011/03/04 11:00] Menka Pawpad just headdesks XD [2011/03/04 11:01] Felix Stourmead devours grimno o.o [2011/03/04 11:01] Grimno Ghost: Oh gee wizz it's in my pants as well! Gotta reach my hand into my pants to just remove all this cream, gotta shake my hand about inside my pants to get all this slippery cream. Oh no my pants, they just slpped off. [2011/03/04 11:01] Drakeo Petrov: ...What.. did I just log into... [2011/03/04 11:02] Menka Pawpad: LMFAO [2011/03/04 11:02] Felix Stourmead: lol.... [2011/03/04 11:02] Erick Mousehold lands in a big cake " ahh.. why!" you supposed to eat cake not shoot it or land in it!" [2011/03/04 11:03] Felix Stourmead: i thought you wanted to be caked Oo [2011/03/04 11:03] Grimno Ghost: Oh Drakeo! Good to see you! There's this white cream covering my body! Here help me get it off... Oh geez sorry didn't mean to slip and fall on top of you. Oh it's so slippery! i'm just, thrashing about in my underpants on top of you! It's everywhere! It's in my mouth I can taste it! [2011/03/04 11:03] Rommie Serenity: MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES [2011/03/04 11:03] Felix Stourmead: ZS [2011/03/04 11:03] Felix Stourmead: XD [2011/03/04 11:03] Rommie Serenity: ITS IN MY EYES! OH GOD [2011/03/04 11:03] Drakeo Petrov proceeds to nose bleed and anime sweat drop over. [2011/03/04 11:03] Menka Pawpad: XDD [2011/03/04 11:04] Rommie Serenity: HE GOT HIS CREAM IN MY EYES< IT BURNS [2011/03/04 11:04] Menka Pawpad: so quoting this on the forums [2011/03/04 11:04] Grimno Ghost Rommie! Help us! We're just two guys thrashing about in cream! You're a guy ri oh who cares! Creaming everything! [2011/03/04 11:04] Rommie Serenity: SWEET JESUS Im a girl. [2011/03/04 11:04] Felix Stourmead facepaws [2011/03/04 11:04] Menka Pawpad: XD [2011/03/04 11:04] Felix Stourmead fixes it by devouring them both >.> [2011/03/04 11:05] Grimno Ghost: Oh man now it's dark! I can't see anything but I'm just thrashing in wet cream! [2011/03/04 11:05] Drakeo Petrov tasts like... cinnamon. And cream. o.o [2011/03/04 11:05] Menka Pawpad: XD [2011/03/04 11:05] Felix Stourmead: mmmmpf
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 5:45 pm
loling ... so hard here ... its just one thing after another ... XD!!!
gaser20
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-04, 6:07 pm
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
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Subject: Re: funnys and qoutes 2011-03-05, 12:46 am
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